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EasyThreads added Solidus to the group. 09/24/2024 14:22
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Narrator BOT 09/24/2024 14:22
**1. The War Rig's Wreckage:** * **Main:** A hearty breakfast burrito, overflowing with scrambled eggs, chorizo, black beans, peppers, onions, and a fiery chipotle sauce, wrapped in a charred flour tortilla. The burrito is served on a metal plate with scorch marks, reminiscent of a battle-worn vehicle. * **Side:** A pile of "desert dust" hash browns, crispy and seasoned with a blend of spices, evoking the harsh wasteland terrain. * **Alternative (Vegetarian):** Black bean and sweet potato hash, seasoned with chili powder and cumin, served with a side of guacamole and salsa. **2. Furiosa's Fuel-Up:** * **Main:** A power-packed protein bowl featuring grilled chicken, quinoa, kale, roasted sweet potatoes, and a drizzle of tahini dressing. Served in a repurposed metal canteen, symbolizing Furiosa's resourcefulness and strength. * **Side:** A handful of mixed nuts and dried fruits, providing essential nutrients for the journey ahead. * **Alternative (Low-carb, Gluten-free):** The same power bowl, but with the quinoa replaced with cauliflower rice. **3. Immortan Joe's Blood Bag Omelet:** * **Main:** A dramatic omelet filled with a mix of blood sausage, mushrooms, and onions, served with a side of crispy bacon. The omelet is garnished with a drizzle of sriracha sauce, resembling blood, and served on a rusty metal plate. * **Side:** A small bowl of "sand-blasted" grits, a gritty and flavorful twist on a classic breakfast side. * **Alternative (Vegetarian):** A vegetable omelet filled with spinach, mushrooms, and feta cheese, served with a side of roasted tomatoes. **4. The Citadel's Crumpets of Civilization:** * **Main:** A stack of fluffy crumpets, drizzled with honey and served with a side of fresh berries and whipped cream. This dish represents a rare taste of luxury and refinement in the wasteland. * **Side:** A small pot of tea or coffee, served in a chipped porcelain cup, a reminder of the lost comforts of the past. * **Alternative (Low-fat, Gluten-free):** G
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luten-free pancakes made with almond flour, served with fresh berries and a dollop of coconut yogurt. **5. The Vuvalini's Vengeance Smoothie:** * **Main:** A vibrant green smoothie, packed with kale, spinach, mango, and pineapple, representing the strength and resilience of the Vuvalini women. Served in a repurposed glass jar. * **Side:** A handful of trail mix, providing a boost of energy for the fight ahead. * **Alternative (Low-sugar):** The same smoothie, but without added sweeteners, and with a side of nuts and seeds. **6. Nux's Nitro-Boosted Breakfast Burrito:** * **Main:** A breakfast burrito bursting with flavor, filled with scrambled eggs, chorizo, jalapeños, and a spicy cheese sauce. Wrapped in a charred flour tortilla, reminiscent of Nux's fiery spirit. * **Side:** A small cup of strong coffee, essential for staying alert in the wasteland. * **Alternative (Vegetarian):** A breakfast burrito filled with scrambled eggs, black beans, peppers, onions, and a spicy salsa. **Remember:** Water is a precious commodity in the wasteland. Stay hydrated with a canteen of purified water (included with every platter)!
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Mad Max! How awesome is this?!?! I'll take the Furiosa... *laughing*
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I'll have the Furiosa's Fuel up please.
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I'll have the War Rig's Wreckage.
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:27
I'll take the Furiosa as well.
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Estella BOT 09/24/2024 14:27
Same but the alternative.
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Ripken BOT 09/24/2024 14:27
I'm kinda feeling that burrito. The uhh War Rig.
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*Smiles and kisses his cheek* I had a feeling you'd pick the Burrito *She chuckled*
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*He looked over at Araavos* Oh. Hey. How'd it go?
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:42
It went well, we've decided to raise her on the Yacht. explore the multiverse while raising her. Alestria being her tutor visits twice a week for her instructions. Or will, rather, once she's a bit older. She hasn't even been born yet, Right now we're still in the scottish Isles.
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That's Great. i can't wait to meet her. I'm glad you two are enjoying yourselves.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 14:46
*Returns with everyone's food*
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*Starts to eat hers* Mmm
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Ripken BOT 09/24/2024 14:52
*digging in* This is good.
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:52
*begins eating*
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*enjoying his as well*
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Of course it is. it came from Sepher's Kitchen *She teased*
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So.. Uhm.. Araavos..
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:53
Yeah?
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About that whole.. Collar thing.. Since you can be two places at the same time. If you want to You know. Go ahead and Give me one. it's fine by me. though preferably.. in private.
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:54
Well seeing as how you're not in the proper position to ask for one, It's whenever you submit.
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Of course. so meet me in the room when you're done. *He finished his food and stood to leave*
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:57
Alright, Your house or mine?
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Hmm... Yours i suppose.
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 14:57
Alright then.
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*He chuckled and left the Dining hall*
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*comes in a bit later and sits down to look at the menu*
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It's mad max.... they went mad max. That's fucking awesome.
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*kind of out of it since she just woke up* Huh?...Oh! Cool...
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I'll take The War Rig...
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 15:28
*serving Wendy* Here you are.
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Thank you. *starts eating* Anyway, you have any plans today Elias?
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No, not really.
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Wanna go find something to do then?
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Sure, what did you have in mind?
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We could go to the arcade here. Play some games...If you want...
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Alright.
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*leads him there*
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*Enters the dining hall and sits down with a groan and a wince* Ow..
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 16:15
You look worse for wear.. *seeing the collar, and knowing it wasn't there this morning* Oh.... yeah, okay.... i'll be back with some tea.
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Thanks Lass. you're a Gem... Literally and figuratively. *he chuckled a little*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 16:19
You're cute when you're flustered. Maybe if daddy lets us, we can have some play time ourselves before I set up for lunch.. *she winks as she shakes her ass on the way to the kitchen*
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*Blushing more and clearing his throat. or trying to anyway*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 16:28
*returns with his tea* Here you go hun. Enjoy .
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Thank you Darlin'. *He takes a sip* Mm...
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*Still just enjoying his tea*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 16:44
*sits at another table, spreads her legs a bit, and starts rubbing herself since she's not getting any attention, and she's on break*
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*He notices and His face turned red. trying to act casual* Um. You alright over there lass?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 16:46
Just some self love. Care to join me?
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Don't i have to ask first??
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 16:47
Yeah, probably, You're not one set color, you're all of them, that includes red. So.... might wanna check in if you're going to play...
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Uh.. Alright.. Hm.. Let me just... i think i know how to do this.. *He presses on his Gem* Araavos?
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 16:56
I'm in the lounge, you coming?
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Uh. In a little bit. Sepher is a bit pent up and lacking attention.. and offered for me to help her out with it. You think that would be alright?
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do you think Marj would mind??
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 17:02
Are you wanting to?
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I did tell her I'd wait until she got back.. but surely she'd understand. Right?.. And well..I mean.. kind of? She is a sweet and attractive woman.. she helps us out enough. I wouldn't mind returning the favor. (edited)
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Araavos BOT 09/24/2024 17:05
She's alright with it. No kids though, not even a bred... Since i'm not ready to claim it just yet, got a few i'm already raising.
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Alright. And you'd be surprised how good my Pullout game actually is. *He chuckled* See you soon Bud. Daddy. Son. Eh. See ya. *He finished his tea and stands up. Walking over to Sepher Nervously* Alright. He said it was fine with him. Though. Can't cum inside you. Not that I'd want to. No offense. I'm just not trying to have another kid with anyone right now. And Araavos can't very well cast that infertility spell on me at the moment... So.. where should we take this?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:09
*moves her hand out the way, and spreads a bit wider for him*
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*His face turns redder as she exposed herself to him* O-oh. Right here? Okay... Uh *Already getting hard. He gets down between her legs and begins to taste her. Licking the soft folds of her pussy as well as he clit*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:21
*feeling better already, gently pets his head as she enjoys him*
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*Enjoying her just as much. fully erect now. still tasting her. Paying special attention to her clit while occasionally slipping his tongue inside of her*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:31
*moaning, her pussy soaked and practically begging for him now*
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*Getting up and over her. his hands on the back of the chair. trapping her there. giving her soft neck kisses and sucking on it a little before he Kissed her lips softly as he slid into her. groaning a little in pleasure as he does*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:33
*swallows his whole cock almost instantly with her pussy, and starts moaning, ready for him to start fucking her*
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*Deepens the kiss. Making her taste her juices on his tongue. passionately making out with her as he begins moving inside her. long. deep strokes.*
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Fuck Lass.. You feel amazing..~
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:40
*moaning, she needed this, and she's enjoying him, not answering him, just throwing her head back and taking his dick, she's his, at least in this moment, she's his*
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*Moving faster now. harder. going deeper. his breaths hot and heavy against her neck. His cock starting to throb a little bit.*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:45
*since his head is against her neck, reaches her hand up and holds it to it. her other hand on his ass as she feels it tense up with every thrust, feeling his body against hers, moaning, loudly now*
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*Getting closer and closer with each thrust. Kissing and sucking her neck as she holds his face to it. His cock throbbing and swelling a bit inside her. and he soon pulls out. getting back down onto his knees and Rapid fire fingering her pussy. Pressing repeatedly against her g-spot while licking and sucking her clit.*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:50
*jumps off the chair, pinning him to the floor and putting him back inside her and grinding that dick like she hasn't had any in a while* I'll have him remove it later... I need this... *moaning loudly as she brings herself to climax with him inside her*
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*Unable to hold back he Thrusts into her while she's Releasing. Gripping her hips and prolonging her Orgasm as he finally reaches his own. Breathing heavily as his cock Twitches and throbs inside her. Spilling himself deep into her and groaning*
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Solidus
used /roll
Dice Roller BOT 09/24/2024 17:55
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:55
*trembling as he fills her, enjoying every second of it*
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*looking around to see if Estella's still around, she is* Estella honey.... Do you know where LIly is?
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Estella BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
At home with Aeloria, cleaning the shower, why?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
Do you think she has any more plan B's left?
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Estella BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
Yeah, she hasn't really needed them since being on the pill, why?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
Just in case. Couldn't let him pull out, was having too much fun.
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Estella BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
*eyeing him* that good huh?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
Shut up... or i'll take your alternatives off the menu.
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Estella BOT 09/24/2024 17:58
alright, alright... i'll go get you a damned pill..... *gets up to head back and get her one*
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*Coming down from the Pleasure high and lightly caressing her body. just feeling her a little* Well... that was fun.. You uh.. don't think we'll be getting into trouble for this.. do you?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 18:10
It'll be fine, you let me handle him... He said no kids, he didn't say you couldn't cum. But i'll need a shower, like, now, so i'm clean in case he does want me.... Hold down the fort, you ran a business, yes? Just tell the cooks to.... well... keep cooking. I'll be back later, menu is posted in the kitchen, but I haven't started sending the menu out yet. Good luck, and thanks for the fuck... Looking forward to doing that again soon...... *stands up to head out, leaving just enough time for a reply*
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You know.. i just might be too. and don't worry. i've got your kitchen covered. Gorgeous. *he chuckled and got up. going to the kitchen and washing his hands before he began supervising the cooks*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/24/2024 18:18
*leaves to go shower*
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*Still just keeping the Kitchen up and running*
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*walks in with Elias*
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Guess who's back..... back again.....
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Shady's back! *joining in*
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*activates his shades*
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*laughs and sits down*
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*Comes over* Hey you crazy kids.. Wendy and Elias right? nice seeing you again. *He chuckles and hands them the menus* (edited)
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Narrator BOT 09/24/2024 19:13
## Welcome to Jurassic Park Cafe ## 1. **T-Rex Tenders:** * **Main:** A generous portion of crispy chicken tenders, shaped like dinosaur bones and claws, served with a side of "dino-mite" dipping sauce. * **Side:** A pile of "fossil" fries, seasoned with a blend of herbs and spices. * **Alternative (Vegetarian):** Tofu tenders, shaped like dinosaur bones and claws, with a side of "dino-mite" dipping sauce and "fossil" fries. 2. **Triceratops Trio:** * **Main:** Three mini sliders, each with a different filling: BBQ pulled pork, grilled chicken, and a veggie patty. Each slider is served on a bun shaped like a triceratops head, complete with edible horns. * **Side:** "Dino Egg" salad: A colorful salad with hard-boiled eggs, mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, and a light vinaigrette. * **Alternative (Low-Carb):** Lettuce wraps with the same fillings as the sliders, served with a side salad. 3. **Velociraptor Veggie Delight (Vegetarian):** * **Main (Vegetarian):** A vibrant platter of grilled vegetables, including zucchini, bell peppers, mushrooms, and onions, marinated in a zesty herb sauce. The vegetables are arranged in a dynamic pattern, resembling a velociraptor's swift movements. * **Side:** A bowl of creamy hummus, served with pita bread triangles. * **Alternative (Vegan):** The same grilled vegetables, but with a vegan dipping sauce instead of hummus. 4. **Stegosaurus Stack:** * **Main:** A towering stack of pancakes, each layer representing a Stegosaurus plate, topped with fresh berries and whipped cream. * **Side:** A side of crispy bacon or sausage links. * **Alternative (Gluten-free):** Gluten-free pancakes with fresh berries and whipped cream. 5. **Pterodactyl Pita Pockets:** * **Main:** Pita bread pockets filled with your choice of grilled chicken, falafel, or veggies, served with a side of "dino-mite" dipping sauce. * **Side:** A colorful fruit salad with a variety of seasonal fruits. * **Alternative (Low-carb):** Lettuce wraps with the same
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fillings as the pita pockets, served with a side of fruit salad. 6. **Brontosaurus Burger:** * **Main:** A massive burger, stacked high with two beef patties, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a special "Jurassic" sauce. Served on a sesame seed bun with a side of "fossil" fries. * **Alternative (Vegetarian):** A portobello mushroom burger with all the fixings, served on a whole wheat bun with a side of "fossil" fries. **Dino-mite Drinks:** 1. **Blue's Berry Blast:** A refreshing blend of blueberries, raspberries, and lemonade, topped with a blue raspberry swirl. 2. **Delta's Daring Daiquiri:** A tropical mix of rum, pineapple juice, and coconut cream, garnished with a pineapple wedge. 3. **Echo's Electrifying Energy Drink:** A vibrant green energy drink with a citrus twist, guaranteed to give you a boost. 4. **Charlie's Chamomile Calm:** A soothing chamomile tea with a hint of honey, perfect for a relaxing break. Enjoy your prehistoric feast!
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Sepher is out right now. so if you two need anything let me know.
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*coming in for lunch with (now 18 year old) Max and (now 12) Seb*
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*sitting down*
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Gonna go with Brontosaurus Burger and Blue's Berry Blast
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Pterodactyl Pita Pockets and a Delta's Daring Daiquiri. Max? Seb?
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Velociraptor Veggie Delight with Charlie's Chamomile Calm please...
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I'll take the number 2, on both menu's.
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You got it. *He writes those down and then takes the menus and heads back to the kitchen to start ordering the cooks around to get the food started*
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So, who's the new guy? He someone's son?
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Technically.
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You know what I mean! Who's his mom?
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A woman.
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NO! Like.....You know!...is he related to anyone?!
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*Comes out to Serve them all*
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Here you go Lads and Lasses. enjoy.
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No connection to anyone here.....
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Thank you... *starts eating*
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Lily. It's good to see you again Lass. How have you been? haven't seen you since Araavos and Jade's wedding.
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Been raising my two kids. And healing from relatively recent trauma. You?
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Lily឵ BOT 09/24/2024 19:35
You certainly look. different. if it wasn't for your voice and calling me Lass i wouldn't have recognized you!
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*He chuckled* Well. I'm not the only one who got the Age reversal treatment. Marj did too. and we've been good.. things have certainly been.. crazy to say the least.
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Trauma? You not from here either? *adressing Lily*
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Well, yes and no
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Was I raised here? No....Have I lived here a while? Yes...
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So.... still dealing with your first introduction to this place?
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Oh you sweet summer child, no.......I fucked Araavos the moment I stepped through the portal....It was meant to be a vacation because I had just turned 18 and graduated Stri-....Colledge.....
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*Goes to get some food himself and sit to eat until someone else arrives*
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So what trauma are you speaking of?
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Getting Raped, Abused, and Impregnated by my own father and then witnessing him doing the same to the daughter we spawned
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No offence, but isn't that par for the course around here?
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My Dad is not Araavos
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Still, isn't that what people do here?
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Also, he doesn't rape people...at least no one that doesn't have a collar
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Everyone here is different. Orion only fucks women who understand he's not here for any attachments. Hence why he has his own house. Elios is gay and will fuck any guy as long as he's the bottom. Cassius is trying to learn from Orion, so who knows hat he'll be like. Hunter is.....well Hunter....
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Oh you poor thing. I literally saw him and others rape a whole daycare.
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He was one of the others. *pointing to Jim*
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Yeah, he does that. No morals and whatnot
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Right, so, again, I ask you. Isn't all that happened with your father just the normal shit that goes on around here?
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It's different....
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How?
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Not trying to be an asshole here, Wendy's been trying to help me see things around here. I'm just genuinly curious how it would be different?
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My Father's was purely out of no only evil, but pettiness. You know WHY people like Araavos? It's the duality. The give and take. He'll give something after taking something. With HIM?! It was all take....He wanted to be Araavos without understanding Araavos...All because he fucked up and sent all his girls packing...Myself included...I came to him in hopes to patch things up, and look where it got me! More fucked up than I was beforehand....I've been through A LOT of shit, but that's a story for a therapist.
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What Father did was purely abuse for the sake of abuse....THAT'S how it was different...
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No love at all...
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Maxine BOT 09/24/2024 20:18
*Just kind of there listening to this. being quiet. she still gets iffy when Gale is mentioned*
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Sebastian BOT 09/24/2024 20:18
*Sitting with his sister*
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Damn, alright, Again, I was just asking. With everything i've seen here, you never know.
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Maxine BOT 09/24/2024 20:20
Yeah well.. That Monster is gone now. *She said Coldly. picking at her food* Thankfully.
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*gently puts a hand on her shoulder* He won't hurt us again, Sweetheart...
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*looks at Elias* I get ya. Sorry for the trauma dump. You didn't deserve that
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Hey, it's all good. I've come to learn that a lot of fucked up things go on here, But Araavos does keep his word, I'll give him that, He ended a classist war that's been going on in my world for decades... It cost that whole daycare. But he took, and he gave. I'm just starting to understand that balance. Understand that morality is what we make of it, but there is no written set of rules for everyone to follow.
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You know, I hope you stay more often. Feel like you're pretty cool to hang out with. Nothing sexual, mind you. Just to clarify
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I'll try not to be dissapointed....
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Wasn't trying to? I can tell you two are seeing each other. I'm not stepping between that
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Besides, I have enough spouses. Two wives and a husband. Occasional hookups with Orion. Emphasis on occasional. Anyway, have fun
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Alright then.
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*Gets up to take all their now empty dishes away and has the crew wash'em*
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Narrator BOT 09/24/2024 23:31
After a bit more talk from the others eventually they leave and Jim heads to the Lounge. now, Nightclub.
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